(Source: missdontcare-x)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

clacl:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.


if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

and yet……….


he longs for his hamburger brethren

i know what i must do


BE FREE MY CHILD

MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

friendly reminder that this was me only a year ago so think about that before you befriend me

clacl:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.

if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

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he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

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and yet……….

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he longs for his hamburger brethren

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i know what i must do

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BE FREE MY CHILD

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MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

friendly reminder that this was me only a year ago so think about that before you befriend me

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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(Source: gyllenhawl)

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

(Source: lol-coaster)

missscarlett90:

oh, boys.

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)