Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.
aRE YOU FUCKIN-
if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger
he has taken nesting to my jacket
i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.
he longs for his hamburger brethren
i know what i must do
BE FREE MY CHILD
MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME
friendly reminder that this was me only a year ago so think about that before you befriend me
i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this
but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this
and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie
and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too
and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp
on the way home after concerts with your friend like